Score: 8

"I don't know what it was about that"

submission: Turtle in the grass.

date: January 13, 2007

but I just laughed my ass off. There's something funny about killing turtle. Keep it up and you'll be the greatest flash animator to ever draw dead turtles.

Score: 8

"I can't because I have to kill my weak grandad"

submission: The excuse generator

date: January 13, 2007

I thought it was pretty funny. I'm not sure whether or not this type of thing has been submitted a million times before, but it's good nonetheless. The only problem is that I seem to get "drive" a lot. Maybe it's just bad luck.

Score: 0

"It doesn't work"

submission: Flash Chat 1.0

date: December 11, 2006

And judging from some other reviews, it's not just me.

Score: 5

"I didn't even know!"

submission: don't you

date: December 11, 2006

I wish I could have made something for Bill Murray week.

Score: 10

"Holy Fucking Shit"

submission: Dragon Fist 3

date: December 11, 2006

This is one of the best games I've seen in quite a while. Good AI, good controls, fun game. It's really just awesome.

Score: 3

"This sucked"

submission: Crazy Al Game v.1

date: October 16, 2006

Really. There is only a good 45 seconds of gameplay here. Every path ends with a clothesline from a nurse. What exactly is the point of this game?

Also, I gave you a ten for sound because Black Flag is so fucking awesome.

Score: 5

"NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF!"

submission: Final Fantasy Punks

date: October 16, 2006

It kind of sucked. There wasn't much to it, not really any redeeming qualities when compared to other RPGs on Newgrounds. But just for the fact that you like the Dead Kennedys, I'll give you a five.

Score: 6

"Pretty good"

submission: Wild Missingno Appeared!

date: October 14, 2006

I don't understand why you have so many sprite movies. Your art skills are pretty incredible. Overall, good stuff.

Score: 9

"Fucking A"

submission: Apples and Bananas

date: October 14, 2006

That was awesome, especially the milk-squirting tits.

Score: 0

"Boo"

submission: Chaos Trick-Or-Treating

date: October 14, 2006

Looks like another case of a prepubescent boy constructing sentence like "what the fuck are you doing you fucking fuck?" because they think it makes them sound cool. Real men don't talk like that. I might have been able to enjoy the flash if it weren't for this fact, but I just can't get over it.